Wednesday, June 21, 2006

File under: What the F

By now, everyone who has turned on a TV or a radio this week has heard about the $30 million lawsuit that alleges MySpace.com is to blame for the sexual assault of a teenage Austin girl by a 19-year-old guy she met through the site. Well, this morning I heard that the 19-year-old alleged assailant is also suing MySpace because he wouldn’t have ever met this girl if it weren’t for the site, and he didn’t know it was illegal to have sex with a minor. What the f . . .? Please tell me both of these cases will get thrown out and fast.

This year, someone sued Apple claiming the iPod is responsible for a user’s hearing loss.

Starbucks has joined the fun food folks at McDonald's on the obesity scapegoat flogging post.

Has anyone sued Merck, maker of Viagra, for ending a marriage? “Your Honor, my client would not have been physically capable of boning his secretary--and breaking his sacred marriage vows-- if it were not for the effects of Viagra.” If it hasn’t happened, then just you wait.

These days, the McDonald’s hot-coffee-in-the-lap lawsuit doesn’t seem so frivolous. Sue you, sue me. That's the way it should be.

3 Comments:

At 6:57 PM, June 21, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Saul Rosenberg says, "Sue Everybody!"

But who is this guy gonna blame?
http://www.tcpalm.com/tcp/local_news/article/0,2545,TCP_16736_4788632,00.html

But seriously...T-Dawg, I ain't heard back from my scintillating email...you still uberpants? w

 
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At 8:05 AM, June 23, 2006, Blogger texas said...

f you keon.

 

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